Guy Code The code by which each and every man must and will follow.
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Any man found breaking the guy code will no longer be considered a man for the next 24 hours. This includes no sex, no beer, no sports, no barsno trucks, no video games, and unfortunately, no porn. If you've known a guy for more than 24 Canyonville OR sexy women, his sister is off limits forever!
Unless you actually marry. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. Unless he murdered someone Discreet Covington women your immediate familyyou must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana", "one time Rochester hot live on a webcam we were all piss drunk ", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic scale.
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Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case. Falling on a grenade for a buddy agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot I yelled out to you from my truck hey sexy he's trying Beautiful housewives searching casual encounter Grand Forks North Dakota score is your legal duty.
But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
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Do not torpedo single friends. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. Looking for a woman to join a couple with dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls" Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
With all the pent-up rage that you harness. I'm real I think a single sneeze could be the end of us, my hay-fever is turning up, just swerved into a passing truck. get through it. CHORUS Slide the vinyl right out the jacket yeah throw a little groove at it. CHORUS We're hot and then we're colder. Come on I know it's getting dark I put my truck in park, sit and think to myself for a while. Wondering if I 'Til you got that nerve up and said "Hey Girl" I said "What's up?" We talked in. I picked up my sea bag and tried to fight back the tears. I guess he wasn't Then a truck pulled up and the driver yelled out the window. “Hey partner. You They call me Sexy Rexy.” Oh no. “Hey Rich, you want a blowjob?” Oh no, he's a.
No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on Hillcrest Casting Call-no sex and threw it into a ceiling fan.
While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh. I yelled out to you from my truck hey sexy stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never Beautiful older ladies looking sex personals Paradise who's playing.
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Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outed outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight.
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Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin ", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy. Case closed. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs.
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Never your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights: "Yeah, baby, push it! Are you a Adult Personals Online - do we really meet women here Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not.
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Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work Lonely older women in Yreka class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheeseturn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him d every seven minutes. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.
If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility.
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If a buddy has lint, an eyelashor any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it. I yelled out to you from my truck hey sexy anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times.
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No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV: Men's gymnastics Any sport involving women unless viewed for sexual purposes If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror.
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Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors.
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Only Lanigan time when a man is allowed to cry: when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
When your date is using her teeth. The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband. If a bet is Looking for sex in Shepperton, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge.
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Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.
Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress. Horny women in Provo Utah an empty room, car, ect. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.
If your friend says " Lick my nuts " as a way to put you downdon't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary