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While Jewish humor, boiling as it is with angst and self-deprecation, is almost masculine by definition. Probe a little deeper, though, and you will see what Nietzsche meant when he described a witticism as an epitaph on the death of a feeling. Humor is part of the armor-plate with which to resist what is already farcical.

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